just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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