just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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