all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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