The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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