CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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