Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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