I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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