Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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