He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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