You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Sponge bath it is.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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