chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
please don't ironically join a cult
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