i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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