brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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