she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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