what if every blade of grass was a penis?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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