so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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