So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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