spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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