We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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