Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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