the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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