is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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