We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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