I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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