I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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