There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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