I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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