If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
