I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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