How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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