one two three fourrrrnication!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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