Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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