shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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