i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I want to fling myself into the sun
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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