I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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