Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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