Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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