New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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