marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Let's get the cat blown out
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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