Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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