You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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