I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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