It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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