playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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