I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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