Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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