as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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