Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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