Porn is love you can see.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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