You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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