Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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