I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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