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say what?
wanna hang out?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
