Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
