Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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