What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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