that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize